The official student newspaper of St. John's School.

The Review
The official student newspaper of St. John's School.

The Review
The official student newspaper of St. John's School.

The Review
Eli Maierson

Eli Maierson, Senior Assignments Editor

This is Eli's third year on The Review. He enjoys film criticism, pro basketball and boba tea.

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Ed Board Farewell: Senior editors perform Rainbow Connection

Ed Board Farewell: Senior editors perform Rainbow Connection

May 24, 2019
While watching Avengers: Endgame, Eli Maierson felt nostalgic for the Marvel movies he saw during his childhood.

CineMaierson: “Avengers: Endgame” Review

April 30, 2019
Art History students visited New Yorks most famous art museums, like the Met, over March 28-31.

[Photo] Art History class visits New York City

April 2, 2019
The Art History class poses inside The Metropolitan Museum of Art on the first day of their field trip to New York. Check back next week for more photos from the trip!

[Photo] Week in Review: 3/25-3/29

March 30, 2019
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse celebrates the iconic characters rich history, telling a compelling and faithful narrative sure to please longtime fans and newcomers to superhero media.

CineMaierson: Into the Maier-Verse

January 6, 2019
Aquaman fails to redeem DCEU, burdened by predictable dialogue and bloated scenes.

CineMaierson: “Aquaman” Review

December 28, 2018
Between his controversial statements about slavery and his support for President Donald Trump, Kanye West has had a turbulent, falsehood-ridden 2018.

‘No thank you Kanye, very uncool!’

November 14, 2018
Students observed young sea turtles at Texas A&M University at Galveston.

AP Biology students visit Galveston on annual field trip

October 7, 2018
For the first year ever, there will not be school on Yom Kippur.

SJS schedules holiday in recognition of Yom Kippur

September 17, 2018
Bo Burnhams film premiered at the 2018 Sundance Film Festival.

CineMaierson: “Eighth Grade” Review

September 6, 2018
Despite taking an unnecessarily dark turn in its second half, Tag is still an amusing, ridiculous action comedy.

CineMaierson: “Tag” Review

July 25, 2018
Oceans 8 is an entertaining heist film that pays adequate homage to the original.

CineMaierson: “Ocean’s 8” Review

July 7, 2018
Incredibles 2 marks a triumphant return for Pixars legendary super-powered family.

CineMaierson: “Incredibles 2” Review

June 28, 2018
Anderson creates whimsical Isle of Dogs

Anderson creates whimsical ‘Isle of Dogs’

May 3, 2018
The French students assemble after the awards ceremony.

French students win first place at French Symposium

April 3, 2018
The Last Jedi stands as one of the best Star Wars films since The Empire Strikes Back.

Under Review: Star Wars: The Last Jedi

December 24, 2017
On Sept. 30, Jewish students had to make a decision between taking the ACT and observing Yom Kippur.

ACT holds test on Yom Kippur, inconveniences Jewish community

October 24, 2017
Many grocery stores ran out of in-demand items, especially water and bread.

[Photo] Hurricane Harvey makes landfall in Houston

September 8, 2017
The line at Whole Foods (?) stretches out to the back of the store.

[Photo]

The class observes work by Jackson Pollock, an American artist known for his unique style of drip-painting.

AP Art History explores New York museums, views artwork off the page

March 23, 2017
Sophomore Lena McZeal dribbles past a Village defender.

Basketball plays rival Kinkaid before facing Episcopal School of Dallas

February 9, 2017

Illness sweeps through Upper School, sophomores hardest hit

February 2, 2017

Despite Houston Christian loss, basketball moves on to SPC

February 1, 2017

Inauguration reactions range from celebration to mourning

January 21, 2017
Despite living halfway across the world, Dr. Stapletons passion throughout life has been English. (Reygan Jones)

Class act: English teacher Kristiane Stapleton

September 30, 2016
Captain Michael Urdahl jumps for a spike at a game against Kinkaid Sept. 15.

Boys’ volleyball beats Episcopal, continues undefeated streak

September 26, 2016
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