![Chris Hoge (guitar and bass) and Kerry Alexander (guitar and vocals) have been playing together since college. Together, they form the Bad Bad Hats. Courtesy Zoe Prinds.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/BadBadHats-ZoePrinds-Flash-3-1-e1713466967694-1200x850.jpeg)
“Bad Bad Hats” is very, very good
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The Review’s Top 9 April Fools’ Pranks
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House system needs remodeling, students say
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Near, Far, Wherever You Are: Students reflect on long commutes
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Students perform songs, dances at SAAG assembly
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Katy Kirby’s ‘Blue Raspberry’ is a gem
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On the (Abbey) road with Ian Sweet
![Mrs. Bennet (played by Finnian Owsley) advises her daughters (played by Sasha Mintz and Nadiya Naehr) on matters of marriage.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/a-CR5_1234-1200x801.jpg)
Fall play brings “Pride and Prejudice” to Lowe Theater
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A Little Touch of Schleicher in the Night
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Lead Guitarist on Subsonic Eye’s new album
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Which weird emoji do you identify best with?
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To you, what color best matches 7x7 = 49?
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How do you sit in your chair?
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Choose a slime
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Which villain deserves a second chance?
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Which one is cake?
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Toaster
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Favorite time of day?
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Sisyphus is rolling a boulder towards the Grand Hilbert Hotel. The hotel has an infinite number of rooms, but they are all full, so they may not be able to accommodate him or his boulder. If you choose to divert him, his boulder will destroy the Ship of Theseus. But the ship has had all of its constituent parts replaced, so it may not actually be the same ship. Is Sisyphus happy?
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What's your cutie mark?