![Christmas can be a time for decorations and festivity, but according to junior Lily Feather, its a far more dangerous holiday than most people realize.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/Screenshot-2023-12-14-105647.png)
Opinion: Dumbest ways to die on Christmas
![A spike in SJS Covid cases over the holidays necessitated modified celebrations. Senior Afraaz Malick, Executive Managing Editor, had to distance from his family on Christmas day.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/unnamed-2-900x675.jpg)
All I want for Christmas is . . . Antibodies
![The Review Online drove through the holiday lights set up in River Oaks.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/IMG_3229-900x501.jpg)
Video: Holiday attractions across Houston (2021)
![During the holiday season, households decorate their yards with elaborate lights.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/IMG_3034-e1638889593389-900x490.png)
Opinion: why we should not put up Christmas decorations until Dec. 1
![The annual Candlelight service includes a procession of choirs, seasonal hymns, spiritual readings and performances by the St. John’s choirs and orchestras.Though the pandemic prevented an audience from attending both the fall concert and Candlelight this year, students and teachers created virtual programs in lieu of in-person services.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Capture-900x465.png)
Candlelight video replaces annual in-person service
![Kantorei carols under the archway between the Great Lawn and Plaza after last years Candlelight service.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/DSC7412-900x598.jpg)
Kantorei plans to uphold annual caroling tradition on campus
![Video: Houstons holiday lights (2020)](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Screen-Shot-2020-12-13-at-12.15.29-AM-900x504.png)
Video: Houston’s holiday lights (2020)
![Isabel Wallace-Green (15) is performing in the Christmas Spectacular as a member of the ensemble.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/image5-1-900x616.jpeg)
Isabel Wallace-Green (ʼ15) performs in Radio City Christmas Spectacular
![Kantorei caroled at Texas Childrens Hospital on Dec. 2.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/IMG_1141.jpg)
Kantorei carols at Texas Children’s Hospital
![This year, Americans will spend $42 billion on gift cards.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/gifft-900x675.jpg)
Why gift cards don’t reflect holiday spirit
![Unaware that the BEAR headquarters were closed on Dec. 8 due to inclement weather, SAC representatives and Community Service officers brought gifts for CPS kids to the warehouse.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/IMG_9145.jpg)
Gift deliveries for holiday service project postponed due to inclement weather
![St. John the Divine had to accommodate record numbers of performers this year due to an influx of singers in both Chorale and St. Johns Singers.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/candlelight.jpeg)
Hundreds crowd church for Candlelight amid exam excitement
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Which weird emoji do you identify best with?
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To you, what color best matches 7x7 = 49?
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How do you sit in your chair?
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Choose a slime
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Which villain deserves a second chance?
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Which one is cake?
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Favorite time of day?
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Sisyphus is rolling a boulder towards the Grand Hilbert Hotel. The hotel has an infinite number of rooms, but they are all full, so they may not be able to accommodate him or his boulder. If you choose to divert him, his boulder will destroy the Ship of Theseus. But the ship has had all of its constituent parts replaced, so it may not actually be the same ship. Is Sisyphus happy?
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What's your cutie mark?