![English teacher Matthew Wells and Spanish teacher Luis Gamboa joined the Upper School at the start of the 2022-2023 school year.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/image-22.png)
Class Act: new teachers Matthew Wells, Luis Gamboa
![In only a few months, Wordle has exploded from a side project for a few family members into an international sensation with millions of players.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/Screenshot-2022-02-09-194040-900x419.png)
Wardle’s Wordle Wins Over the World
![Dennan appreciates the Upper Schools small class size, which allows him to connect with his students more.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/3872-900x600.jpg)
Class Act: English teacher Kyle Dennan
![New English teacher Mary Mitchell brings a love of films and books to the school.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/37796364896_f105d42a7f_z.jpg)
Class act: English teacher Mary Mitchell
![Max Boyd joined the St. Johns English department this year.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/IMG_6768-1200x800.jpg)
Class Act: English teacher Max Boyd
![Besides teaching freshmen classes, English teacher Linda Carswell also taught senior seminars in Shakespeare and spy fiction.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Screen-Shot-2017-05-23-at-4.18.39-PM.png)
English teacher Linda Carswell retires after ten years at St. John’s
Class Act: English teacher Eliot Smith
![Despite living halfway across the world, Dr. Stapletons passion throughout life has been English. (Reygan Jones)](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/IMG_8785.jpg)
Class act: English teacher Kristiane Stapleton
![English teacher has lived in seven different cities, five outside the country, in the past eight years.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/14908473177_a8a3b81885_z.jpg)
Class act: English teacher Janette Hendrix
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Which weird emoji do you identify best with?
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To you, what color best matches 7x7 = 49?
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How do you sit in your chair?
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Choose a slime
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Which villain deserves a second chance?
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Which one is cake?
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Toaster
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Water Bottle
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Brick
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Strawberry
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Egg carton
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Amazon package
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Favorite time of day?
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Sisyphus is rolling a boulder towards the Grand Hilbert Hotel. The hotel has an infinite number of rooms, but they are all full, so they may not be able to accommodate him or his boulder. If you choose to divert him, his boulder will destroy the Ship of Theseus. But the ship has had all of its constituent parts replaced, so it may not actually be the same ship. Is Sisyphus happy?
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What's your cutie mark?