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Elan+Grossman

Elan Grossman

Nickname: EG
Dream Job: TI-84 Calculator Programmer
Favorite Spot on Campus: Senior Lot
Weird Hobby: hot yoga
Quirk: the Jewfro
Theme Song: “Driver’s License” – Olivia Rodrigo
Patronus: Perry the Platypus
Love to Hate: the color green
Hate to Love: Toyota Prius
Relationship Status: she goes to another school…
Red Carpet Date: Madison Beer
Phobia: sandwiches not cut diagonally.
Doppelgänger: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
Known for: drippin
Book: SJS Handbook
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Slogan: “lesss goooo Ha” – DaBaby
Allergies: baby orange Japanese puffer fish
Follow Me?: elan.grossman, e.grow

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