![“It was fun and entertaining in an unexpected way,” freshman SAAG member Mira Pemmanda said. “It was the perfect representation of our vibrant Indian culture.”](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/IMG_8279-e1706902916576-1200x1010.jpeg)
Students perform songs, dances at SAAG assembly
![Director of Clinical Services Colleen Kimball performs Quando m’en vo featuring choir director Brendan Emig as her occasional boyfriend.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/teacher-talent-show-photo-1200x800.jpg)
An assembly to remember: the SJS inaugural teacher talent show
![SAAG members and leadership pose after performing a Bollywood dance to a medley of popular South Asian songs including “Laal Ghaghra” and “Tamma Tamma Again.” The music was compiled by SAAG Vice President Afraaz Malick, and the dance was choreographed by Malick and Sophomore Representative Nadiya Naehr.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/SAAGassmeblypic.png)
SAAG holds assembly, showcases South Asian culture
![Colin McCullough, the lead singer of Triton, belts out the lyrics of “Cherub Rock” by The Smashing Pumpkins.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/Picture5-1.jpg)
Photo Gallery: Seniors show off musical talents at Senior Celebration assembly
![Junior Ananya Das reads WOCs mission statement at the beginning of the assembly.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/IMG_3493-900x675.jpg)
Christy Haubegger (‘86) discusses representation in pop culture at WOC assembly
![Thompson is the New York Times bestselling author of “Raising Cain” and a school counselor who specializes in the psychology of boys.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/michaelthompson.jpg)
Psychologist Michael Thompson speaks to Upper School about academic gender gap
![Junior Ananya Agrawal designed the Mav Literary Fest button.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/6A7AC587-84A7-4D53-8923-1D939AA72D2C-900x900.jpeg)
Emanuelee “Outspoken” Bean speaks at first Mav Literary Fest
![EAAG officers invited Justice Frances Bourliot and Audrey Chang to speak at the affinity groups assembly.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/2020-EAAG-Assembly-Seniors-and-Speakers-900x675.jpg)
Justice Frances Bourliot and Audrey Chang speak at EAAG assembly
![WOC will hosted its first assembly on Nov. 20.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/Adjustments.plist_-e1574438582342.jpg)
Women of Color affinity group to host first assembly
![Fluor (07) spoke to the Upper School about his experiences with addiction.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/31493976718_d71093f044_k-900x773.jpg)
Peter Fluor (’07) shares experience with substance abuse
![Anthony Brandt, father of senior Lucian Bennett-Brandt, discussed his book about creativity at this years Book Fair Assembly.](https://www.sjsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/5DA31BF4-B1E8-40C0-9CF3-C5BC42A9752D-900x675.jpeg)
Visiting author undertakes research in human creativity
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Which weird emoji do you identify best with?
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To you, what color best matches 7x7 = 49?
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How do you sit in your chair?
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Choose a slime
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Which villain deserves a second chance?
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Which one is cake?
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Favorite time of day?
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Sisyphus is rolling a boulder towards the Grand Hilbert Hotel. The hotel has an infinite number of rooms, but they are all full, so they may not be able to accommodate him or his boulder. If you choose to divert him, his boulder will destroy the Ship of Theseus. But the ship has had all of its constituent parts replaced, so it may not actually be the same ship. Is Sisyphus happy?
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What's your cutie mark?